The Female & Male Stages of Life: Age-Wise
Age – Favorite Drink
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 M&F: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Age – Excuses for Refusing Dates
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have Francois color my hair
66 Need to have Francois color my wig (Male: need to polish my bald head)
Age – Favorite Fantasy
17 tall, dark and handsome (M: a breathing female)
25 tall, dark and handsome with money (M: set standard too high at 17, necrophilia rocks)
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair (preferably not on back)
66 a man (Male: an inflatable woman:)
Unpopcult writer whines that The Hobbit movies better be the best d@mn things ever for having pulled Lucas North, John Porter and Aidan Turner's TV characters from their screens *adding our whine to theirs*
Toothy Films: Don't agree with their (probably tongue-in-cheek) assessment that most movies would be improved by the addition of sharks *snigger* However, their graphics are hilarious...especially the one of Kevin Costner in the downright awful movie Waterworld - he has more hair on his chest than on his head. IMHO, that actor's only worthwhile films were No Way Out (re-watched at least half doz times over the years - can't go wrong with a lusty young naval officer in his spiffy dress whites) and The Untouchables(good but one viewing sufficed..very violent)
Past Post from Nov 2010..interesting to read our predictions at that time for Lucas/John in Spooks 9
Sept calendars available at http://www.richardarmitagecentral.co.uk/
Always wise to take a peek at their latest sources of info about us:
The few they did get right:
-- When we say, "He was so great in the delivery room!" we are actually just happy that you didn't faint, gag, or run screaming out the door.
-- If we make it through an entire first date without seeing what color your iPhone case is, well, we just might fall in love.
-- We still like being asked on a proper date.
-- Snuggling can fix just about anything.
-- We love the fact that you are stronger than us and that you can reach everything on the top shelf.
-- A deep voice. And some stubble.
-- We look into your minds by reading your magazines. [teehee..how did they know:]
WARNING: Do not listen to the following ad unless you're in the market for a new phone..don't blame us if you listen anyway, and consequently find the rivetting husky voice has made your eyes glaze over and fingers begin to search for a website where you can order the product---you've been warned;)
John Standring - My Funny Valentine by Musa aka Faboamanto ..adorable and so appropriate for RA’s shy Sparkhouse character…
Past Post: http://allthingsrarmitage.blogspot.com/2010/10/quote-thorin-oakenshield-kingly-leader.html
Musa pointed out an interview with romance novellist Ashley March. She was asked to choose between Henry Cavill and Richard Armitage. The writer said "Richard Armitage - have you seen North and South?" JT's overwhelming charm makes yet another conquest.